Work learns me again.....

Apparently the PC term for toilet paper is 'bath tissue'. We are currently working on a project for (untold sum) of bath tissue for one of our clients. So no more TP'ing people's houses, more like, bath-tissuing people's houses. Hmmmm...does not have the same feel to it. Not as rough. A bit softer really. 'Hey guys, my house totally got bath-tissued. Aw man, this blows, they got it in the trees, too. Man what a hassle to clean up, all that damn bath tissue.' Yep, softer.