unfortunate

its terribly unfortunate that i have fallen into a self-induced harry potter coma. i have not surfaced for weeks and i am afraid i will suffer from severe withdrawal when ive reentered the world of the non magical....i read the last book and then i reread all the rest and am now rereading the last book again. please note i have ingested no less than 200 pages of hp every day for the last three weeks. you do the math. ok wait i will do the math....that is more than 4200 pages. i am on the last book now and keep looking at the clock maniacally waiting for lunch time to roll around so i can reimmerse myself in the illusion. i know what happens and i am still addicted. what is wrong with me?